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Post  Overstreet on Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:04 pm

My mates call me gay because I can't stay on a skateboard for longer than a minute.

I'd like to see them try it with high heels on.
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Post  Overstreet on Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:05 pm

A guy comes into a bar one day and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy comes into the bar again and asks for the same drinks. When the bartender asks what the problem was today, the guy says,

"I've just found out my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy comes back into the bar yet again and orders another six double vodkas.

The barman says "JESUS! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah! Says the guy, "My wife..."

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Post  Overstreet on Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:12 pm

Justin Bieber's new album 'My World 2.0' came out last week.
Also coming out: Any males who buy it.

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Post  Overstreet on Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:14 pm

I organised a threesome last night...

There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time.

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Post  Overstreet on Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:15 pm

What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're having a wank?

Your ears.

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Post  Overstreet on Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:17 pm

My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"

I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."

She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"

I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
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Re: jokes

Post  Overstreet on Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:20 pm

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